In anticipation of a weeklong trip to Newfoundland, I am devoting 80% of my waking hours this weekend to slingin’ booze, lattes, sweet potato fries and much, much more at various establishments about town to which my freelancin’ self is under current employ. If faced with a scowl, a rude glance or bit of lip tonight, I will be playing this little ditty in my head all night long in order to preserve an ear to ear smile.
I will also be wearing a neon fanny pack.
Have fun. Tip your bartender.